Example Event #1

Did I mention we have comfy chairs?

It’s a fez. I wear a fez now. Fezes are cool. I hate yogurt. It’s just stuff with bits in. You’ve swallowed a planet! You know how I sometimes have really brilliant ideas?

1. No, I’ll fix it. I’m good at fixing rot. Call me the Rotmeister. No, I’m the Doctor. Don’t call me the Rotmeister.
2. I’m the Doctor, I’m worse than everyone’s aunt. *catches himself* And that is not how I’m introducing myself.
3. Saving the world with meals on wheels.

Sorry, checking all the water in this area; there’s an escaped fish.

They’re not aliens, they’re Earth…liens! Sorry, checking all the water in this area; there’s an escaped fish. Annihilate? No. No violence. I won’t stand for it. Not now, not ever, do you understand me?! I’m the Doctor, the Oncoming Storm – and you basically meant beat them in a football match, didn’t you?

• I am the last of my species, and I know how that weighs on the heart so don’t lie to me!
• Annihilate? No. No violence. I won’t stand for it. Not now, not ever, do you understand me?! I’m the Doctor, the Oncoming Storm – and you basically meant beat them in a football match, didn’t you?
• It’s art! A statement on modern society, ‘Oh Ain’t Modern Society Awful?’!

No… It’s a thing; it’s like a plan, but with more greatness. You hate me; you want to kill me! Well, go on! Kill me! KILL ME! *Insistently* Bow ties are cool! Come on Amy, I’m a normal bloke, tell me what normal blokes do!

Aw, you’re all Mr. Grumpy Face today. You hit me with a cricket bat. Annihilate? No. No violence. I won’t stand for it. Not now, not ever, do you understand me?! I’m the Doctor, the Oncoming Storm – and you basically meant beat them in a football match, didn’t you?

No… It’s a thing; it’s like a plan, but with more greatness. They’re not aliens, they’re Earth…liens! *Insistently* Bow ties are cool! Come on Amy, I’m a normal bloke, tell me what normal blokes do!

You know when grown-ups tell you ‘everything’s going to be fine’ and you think they’re probably lying to make you feel better? You’ve swallowed a planet! Stop talking, brain thinking. Hush. Aw, you’re all Mr. Grumpy Face today.